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Joke of the Day
"What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained? Please! I in cyst!"
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"There's a queue for the whore house. A guy walks up, fists flying... ... He punches up the fuckline."
"What do you call a rabbit roaming with a pack of lions? One bad ass rabbit."
"Afraid to fly? It's perfectly safe except that air traffic controllers are all gov't employees forced to work the holidays. Merry Xmas."
"How to survive a beat attack Run faster than your wife and kids"
"I wish I could see the look of surprise and wonder on my son's face when he opens his lunchbox full of tampons today. Payback for talkback."
"So a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of shrink wrap... The doctor looks up and says; ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Ruin a date in 5 words... Does this smell like chloroform?"
"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim."
"Closing time, son ""Huh?"" You don't have to go home but you can't stay here ""But I live here Dad"" *Dad stares at me* Don't forget your Xbox"