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Joke of the Day
"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim."
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"I grew up near the man with the record for most concussions. He was just a stone's throw away."
"If you find stocking stuffers in stores around Christmas, what do you find around Thanksgiving? Stuffing stockers."
"Dang girl are you the police on Grand Theft Auto, because 2 minutes after I leave you forget all about me & move on to someone else."
"ad for a wife A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"There are so many animal nudes on the internet. I mean, its not even regulated. Literally almost every animal picture is naked."
"If you're stuck in the Friend-zone, here's a simple 5-step solution: 1) Stop. 2) Being. 3) Her. 4) Fcuking. 5) B!tch."
"My wife doesn't know this, but for the first 3 years of our marriage I thought we were supposed to share a toothbrush."
"I've been saying I'll sleep when I'm dead for so long, I'm starting to really look forward to dying."
"I'm bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on."