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Joke of the Day

"Afraid to fly? It's perfectly safe except that air traffic controllers are all gov't employees forced to work the holidays. Merry Xmas."

"If I could make puppies and kittens magically appear, people would call me ""The Wizard of Awwws""."

"Nothing says ""I probably don't have a mode of transportation"" like being the dude hugging another dude on the back of a Harley."

"I painted my computer black now it doesn't work I painted it white to make it work again now the whole system is corrupt - daddypig-ncsu"

"What is the most heinous, disgusting, perverse, NSFW joke that you know?"

"I'm not religious until you need help moving on a Sunday."

"I have nothing in common with people who eat 1 Pringle at a time instead of frantically shoving 20 in their mouth like it's a wood chipper ."

"A kid asked his father why he was giving the weird name Potedad. The dad said it was an anagram."

"My neighbors look so happy. We can fix that."

"I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourette's Society. It's the thought that cunts."