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Joke of the Day

"Circumcisions are painful. When I got mine right after I was born, I couldn't walk for nearly a year"

"What did the leper tell the prostitute? You can keep the tip"

"I started a band called 1023 Megabytes We're pretty good but we haven't gotten a gig yet"

"Forgive me father for I have sinned, last week I hissed at 47 people because I like to pretend I'm a mean cat"

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? ""Do you smell a carrot?"""

"Fat joke You are so fat, your shadow died from a heart attack."

"Have you decided on dinner? ""Yes, I'll have the chicken, grilled."" Very good. *hears waiter yelling at chicken* WHERE WERE YOU LAST TUESDAY"

"What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso"

"I want to die the same way I was born. Naked, screaming, and covered in blood."

"Why did the hoagie go to the shrink? He was having problems with his sub-conscious."