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Joke of the Day

"What's Ron Jeremy's favorite shape? Erectangle"

"I wish we could still defeat bullies with synchronized dancing like in the 80s"

"So much negative, Wars, terrorism, climate disruption, political corruption.......Kardashians........ At least Charlie Sheen is positive."

"Modi/Nawaz Sharif Nawaz Sharif to Modi: ""Congratualations on penetrating into Mars. Whats your next target?"" Modi: Uranus."

"I bought a book of pick-up lines, but the pages were empty... turns out it was written by Bill Cosby."

"My ""I'm enraged!"" status update on Facebook garnered a lot of congratulations from people who don't read well."

"[Jumps into taxi] ""FOLLOW..."" [taxi driver turns around excitedly] ""...ME ON TWITTER"" [Jumps out & moonwalks into Olive garden]"

"Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy"

"If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney."

"A man finds a job at an elephant circumcision office. His salary is so low that he wants to quit, but then he sees that the tips are huge!"