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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the fuck out of the dog."
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"[CAVE] BABY DRAGON: Dad, I hate trolls! They are disgusting, evil creatures! DAD DRAGON: Just push them aside and eat your vegetables son."
"Gandhi once got into a food fight... It was naan violence."
"I woke up to the crack of Dawn the other day... I said ""Dawn! Get off my face!"""
"I always wear running shoes while driving because you won't know what the terrain will be like until after the cop pulls you over."
"My biggest fear is racists. And blacks."
"Their are two sides to a political argument. Right wing and wrong wing."
"Why did Hitler have a vitamin C deficiency? He hated juice."
"Anita Sarkeesian The Armenian genocide was funny as fuck and I laughed a lot."
"A Freddie Mercury Joke If you had sex with Freddie Mercury and got AIDS, would that be considered Mercury poisoning?"