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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the fuck out of the dog."
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"JOKE OF THE YEAR: Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - LAPD Barbie ...comes with two nightsticks in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available."
"Why is the grass in Anfield Stadium so green? They are constantly putting millions of pounds of crap on it."
"Why did the ""upright man"", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago? Because they got homo e-rekt-us."
"A mexican boy in english class... A mexican boy in english class passed a note to his friend. The teacher saw it, and screeched ""WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"" To which he replied, ""writing an ese"""
"If porn is so bad... why are there so many nuns in it?"
"After working a construction site in the blistering heat all summer, it made me really miss my old gig. Because 7/11 was an inside job."
"The Milli Vanilli Tour has been cancelled... They blamed it on the rain"
"I was riding in my friend's car today when I noticed he didn't have a brake pedal. He said it only slowed him down."