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Joke of the Day

"You always have to be extra careful when driving through a predominantly black neighborhood at night. Because black people are super hard to see in the dark."

"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One is a Crusty Bus Station and the other is a Busty Crustacean"

"What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison? I feel like a kid again"

"I quit my job and poured years into it Thanks to this recent Ebola scare, I can't ever release my online bowling game..."

"I just left my job. I could not work for my boss after the words he said to me. ""You're fired."""

"Anatomy joke What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck? The gluteus maximus"

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The oyster farmer shucks between fits..."

"JOB INTERVIEWER: So what are your biggest weaknesses? HE-MAN: Well, I- *job interviewer's fake mustache falls off and it's Skeletor*"

"Jokes about German people... Are the wurst!"

"I thought ""asbestos"" was Spanish for ""best ass."""