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Joke of the Day

"Becoming hard to tell difference between credible news organizations like 4chan and troll sites like New York Post."

"A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart"

"Clark Kent: How's your lunch? Bruce Wayne: This soup is great. CK: don't BW: You could even say CK: please don't BW: It's Souper, man"

"Inspiring to see someone lift himself up by his own bootstraps. But soon you'll wonder what you're doing at a fucking magic show."

"I love the new Upvote noise Reddit made... Thank you."

"How do you know your fridge is going through menopause? It's all out of eggs.."

"Why are ghosts always dehydrated? They have a lot of boos but no water"

"Sex is like Maths: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply."

"What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention? The caterer."

"Why do women have trouble parking? Because men tell them that 6"" is more than it actually is."