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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your fridge is going through menopause? It's all out of eggs.."
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"Pretty much just pronouncing ""Caramel"" however the person I'm talking to is pronouncing it."
"What did Tiger Woods' dad tell him on his death bed? ""Just concentrate on golf and fuck everything else"""
"I have to start remembering my passwords, I have renamed the dog so many times he just looks at me with disgust now."
"Jesus: I HAVE RETURNED [wife & I arguing about who used the last paper towel or some other shit] Jesus: OK I'MMA COME BACK LATER"
"I'd eat more chicken if it was branded as ""Tuna of the Land."""
"All I'm saying is that the Care Bears gave me some very unrealistic expectations."
"where do they manufacture smiles? in a satisfactory"
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture."
"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well !!!"