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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a double entendre... So he gives it to her."

"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol one sec"

"Ive decided to run a marathon for charity I didn't want to do it at first, but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning."

"Horton must be a first base coach... Since he hears a who."

"What do you call an alien that's also a pedophile? An Extramolestrial"

"There is never an excuse to use a contract killer Always pay-as-you-go."

"What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ? One can raise a child"

"I need another name for a dinosaur. I should consult the Thesaurus."

"Q: What's a little quicker than a shark? A: The Little Mermaid on her period."

"Introducing new Beats by Chris Brown Now available in black and blue"