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Joke of the Day

"For what a college education costs these days, I think most kids would just prefer to buy a helicopter."

"there was a shooting at the westboro Baptist church recently... the police report over a dozen witnesses, yet for some reason, nobody saw anything."

"The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?"

"My laptop has a Miley Virus. It's stopped twerking."

"What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore."

"Doc and Alcohol Me: So Doc what is my problem? Doc: I am not exactly sure of the cause .I think it could be due to Alcohol. Me: That's ok i will come back when you are sober."

"A lion would never (Old joke) A Lion would never cheat on its wife but a Tiger wood."

"Damn girl, are you an alarm clock? Because no matter how many times I hit you you won't shut the fuck up."

"Im trying the new Vodka diet... Lose 3 days every week"

"Can you help me with this problem? X+U=25 I think X=15, because U sure are a 10."