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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hitler fail math in high school? Because he could never get to the Final Solution."

"Which educational institute did many Jehovah's Witnesses graduate from? The School of Hard Knocks."

"What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping? My zipper."

"Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs? Chicks are for kids!"

"I have a new theory about the most effective way to sabotage condoms... ... but you'll probably just poke holes."

"I invited a girl to a disappointing sex club last night. She didn't come."

"""Are you from Cincinnati?"" ""No. Bosboston."""

"If I don't mention you, then the tweet/status wasn't about you. But if the shoe fits, then lace that bitch up and wear it."

"How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server? D--Dos"

"Here's a joke for all you Game of Thrones fans. One day Bran walks into a bar."