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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler fail math in high school? Because he could never get to the Final Solution."
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"Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road? To put the bones on the other side."
"I walked in on the janitor using the women's washroom. I asked him what he was doing in there. He said ""The men's washroom is filthy."""
"The UK's economy. That's the joke."
"Apparently you're not supposed to tell ""That's what she said jokes"" during the Board meeting because it's ""inappropriate"""
"A termite walks into a pub and asks... ...is the bar tender here?"
"I hate having to pretend I like vegetables for the sake of my goddamned children."
"My Username"
"The new Batman is super realistic -- he's attracted to porch lights, makes your girlfriend scream and then the cat eats him"
"[in church] ""And Jesus, our saviour, died on the cross for your sins."" [vicar points directly at me & entire congregation collectively nods]"