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Joke of the Day
"I'm smart but not ""know when to stop eating"" smart."
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"thats one giant leap for mankind, and also a giant leap for puppies. scruffy keep your helmet on"
"I like older men because they've gotten used to life's disappointments. Which means they're ready for me."
"I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!"
"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? he joined the que que que."
"What animal is the moodiest? A Bi-Polar Bear."
"What's white and 12 inches?? Nothing"
"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He's always nailed to the boards...."
"In the future, everyone will have to make a public apology for 15 minutes."
"When your friend tells you she's thinking about adopting and you get really disappointed when you find out she means a human."