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Joke of the Day

"I'm smart but not ""know when to stop eating"" smart."

"What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef? Atoll."

"My girlfriend bought me a bowling ball the other day. She thought i wouldn't like it but, It was right up my alley!"

"What do native American and modern day American society have in common? Navaho lot."

"I was walking down the street When I ran into Oedipus; so I said, ""what's up motherf**ker?"

"What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice? Cat Farts..."

"I'm about to watch 'Funny or Die' on HBO. Wow. Now I'm nervous.. I hope I laugh.."

"What's the difference between driving in fog and eating pussy? When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you"

"Can't you just live in the moment, Phil? Every time we kill a bison or light a fire you have to draw it in a cave with your fancy stick."

"I'm tired of saving Daylight... You would think that saving his ass every year you would at least deserve a 'thank you'"