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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kids? Easy on the candy!"
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"What does a dog from Minnesota say? Woof da."
"What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the boy? Would you like to buy some candy?"
"A dyslexic woman walks into a bar And puts it on"
"I stole some vegetables today I was out doing the grocery shopping earlier when I realised I really needed a piss. So I took a leek."
"Your mother's vagina"
"7: ""Mama, if someone licked the treadmill, would that someone get sick?"" Me: ""Are you the someone?"" 7: ""Maybe"" Holy hell."
"A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame."
"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish? Mark Sanchez."
"i was gonna make a mexican joke but i decided i'm not gonna cross that border u feel me #Respect"