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Joke of the Day

"What does a dog from Minnesota say? Woof da."

"Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing?"

"Every time a famous music composer dies... ... he starts decomposing."

"I don't get computer-related jokes. ..not even a bit."

"If you ever need anything, just ask. But also, please never need anything."

"""It's said like it's spelt"" is easy to follow Unless it's said by a Welsh person"

"A male honeybee's only job is to stay in the hive and impregnate the queen... American response: ""Those lucky bastards!"" British response: ""Those poor bastards..."""

"What do you call an unemployed Nazi? Laid-off Hitler!"

"What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations? ""Holy moley, I didn't know that!"""

"What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim? I'm Mohammad than you"