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Joke of the Day

"I stole some vegetables today I was out doing the grocery shopping earlier when I realised I really needed a piss. So I took a leek."

"4 out of 5 dentists agree, that 5th dentist is an asshole."

"Gay marriage is legal now So... Is the internet over now? Do we go on vacation?"

"What do you the balcony seats at the theater? The Wilkes Booth."

"A girl told me her exact age."

"The problem with some people is that they're alive."

"Some cardinals and some ordinals walked into a bar, but the ordinals walked in first."

"I like my tea like I like my women.... Plain, dark and bitter!"

"How are a 9-volt battery and a girl's asshole similar? Even though you know you shouldn't you lick it anyway."

"anyone wanna hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, its too CHEESY."