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Joke of the Day
"I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done."
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"My archaeologist friend has invited me to a party to celebrate finding an ancient man's leg. It should be quite a shin-dig."
"If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars. It's only fair."
"My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She was livid: ""What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"""
"Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!"
"Where does bees wax come from? Bees nuts!"
"What's it called when you have decided to stop eating cold turkey sandwiches?"
"There are two rules for success: Rule #1. Never reveal everything you know"
"Remember to horrify your friends and family by testing out your tweets on Facebook today"
"Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China? Because there are so many ""Wings"" and ""Wongs"" they'd still wing the wong number."