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Joke of the Day

"If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars. It's only fair."

"What is the worst about a being black AND Jewish? Sitting in the back of the oven. Sorry if this is considered extremely racist mods, please remove if you consider it to be!"

"I wonder why so many of us don't read our own emails and texts closely... ...until AFTER we have hat the 'send' button."

"What cow produces milk and potatoes Your mother."

"I was watching the super bowl And a hockey game broke out."

"Tower: Shamu two-two please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok let's see... I think Tuesday would be nice..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !"

"I think the best way to prevent a polar bear from raping you is to just say ""Yes!"""

"Enter new password <glovebox> Must contain number <glovebox1> Must contain PHONE number <no> Please ;) <no u creep> Password not recognized"

"Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team? Because she ran away from the ball!"