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"Remember to horrify your friends and family by testing out your tweets on Facebook today"
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"What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire? She's Bright..."
"What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space? ""You're two shellfish."""
"How do you call the homosexuell mathematic department of ISIS? - Analisis"
"Why did Adele cross the road to say hello from the other side"
"I slept in my sons crib last night I wanted to see what all the fuss was about."
"oh u love jesus ""with all of ur heart""? name 3 of his albums"
"That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says ""I'd hit that."""
"Did you hear about the guy who died after eating chicken? The meat was fowl."
"how can you tell if someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."