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"Remember to horrify your friends and family by testing out your tweets on Facebook today"
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"What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care? ""It's asbestos could be."""
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"THEM: Hey-- ME: Ring ring. I gotta take this. THEM: I just watched you say ""ring ring."" ME: Ring ring. Yeah, this is really important."
"LAZY EYE never date a girl with lazy eye. theyre always seeing someone on the side"
"This game is like having sex in the woods It's fucking intents"
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