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Joke of the Day

"Internet speeds would be a lot faster if it wasn't for all the bandwidth hogs watching their cats sleep by webcam."

"Whatever happened to silk underwear? A: Fell through the cracks."

"I know where to get a lot of Potassium. It's true !! Source: Banana"

"WIFE: no no no I loved your vows I just thought you could've used the word 'bloodthirsty' a little less"

"How do you separate the Greek men from the Greek boys? A crowbar."

"Two guys are fighting, who should get the last painkiller? If it is a regular fight, give the painkiller to the loser. If it is a fight to the death, the winner gets the painkiller."

"British Intelligence is warning that terrorist groups could fit women terrorists with exploding breast implants. They knew it was only a matter of time before Al Queda started setting booby traps..."

"Reddit Starts with an R and, Ends whit an E. right?"

"I just heard a beautiful poem... ""I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig, we all dig."" I'll admit it's not a very *beautiful* poem, but it sure is deep."

"How many NYPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."