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"What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner? One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger."

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"Dyslexic Zombie What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brians"
"What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha Ching"
"When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_75cA3xmssM"
"Warning to friends: If you piss me off I'll put a for sale sign in my yard and list your phone number to call for inquiries."
"Fun fact: The average fight between men lasts 30 seconds. The average fight between women lasts 30 years."
"Dating is like a See-saw Not very fun when one of you is fat."
"Great joke I heard at a standup show in Houston this weekend. (Dark humor) Give a man a fish, and he you will feed him for the day. Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend."
"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make... Then they don't call me at all."
"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia!"
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