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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner? One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger."

"What do you call a crappy business man? an Entre""manure"""

"What is a jew's favourite bread? Shabbat-a"

"Probably just one for the Irish but who knows.. What's the difference between an apple and an orange? You can't get an apple bastard."

"Ya know...If heat rises.. Heaven just might be hotter than hell."

"Neat, your girlfriend is made out of the same stuff as your air guitar!"

"Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear? Chernobyl fallout."

"My daughter asked me what it was like when I was a kid, so I took away all her electronics and made her play with a Rubik's cube."

"My coworker broke his second windshield today. I offered him my apple... ...because windows keep crashing on him."

"What do you call a scary prostitute? Horrifying."