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Joke of the Day
"You find out who your real friends are when all you have left to offer is friendship."
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"Upon seeing my wife and my mate fucking in our bed, I noticed that they made a very beautiful couple. So I clubbed them together"
"Friends don't force friends to watch 'funny' YouTube videos."
"I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I want to buy the most elevated premium male deer, but it doesn't need to have the highest prize stag."
"With the announcement of Pence as Trump's running mate, it reminds me of a man running. With a dick out in front, and an asshole behind him."
"Schrodinger's Hater gonna both hate and not hate."
"What did one frog say to the other frog? Time's fun when you're having flies."
"im 100% for equal rights for women! I mean so what they are inferior to men?"
"On a long road trip.. When deciding whether to stop at a rest area, I always say, ""Speak now or forever hold your pee""."