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Joke of the Day
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he were white? Alive"
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"What's the difference between the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presedential race? The Olympic competitors are qualified."
"TAKEN 4 COMING SOON ! Ring , Ring . Kim this is your father. Daddy ? she replies. But, but your dead ! Listen I'm a Ghost , and my Corpse is about to be, TAKEN !lol."
"Just saw a girl in cutoff jean shorts so unbelievable short that you could see private parts sticking out the bottom of mine."
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... and a mop."
"""Archeology is just like search and rescue only everyone's been dead for 5,000 years, so there's no rush"""
"What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet? An elephant with diarrhea."
"Q: What did the witch put in her hair? A: Scare spray."
"I Hate Housework! I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes ...and six months later you have to start all over again."