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Joke of the Day
"What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet? An elephant with diarrhea."
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"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 12 years I'm sorry"
"I invented papaya flavored cream cheese. I call it ""Pap Schmear""."
"What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend? They both let me stick it in only one place."
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head as it smacks into a car windshield on the highway? Its ass."
"So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. She's funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop... How cool is that for someone her age??"
"What's Dee Barnes favourite headphones? Beats by Dre"
"How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella. How long does it take them? Days."
"My buddy used to say ""why should I wash my towels? After I shower, I'm the cleanest thing in the room."" He's still single."
"why girls prefer iphones.... because they are use to its type of Aspect ratio :D"