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Joke of the Day

"TAKEN 4 COMING SOON ! Ring , Ring . Kim this is your father. Daddy ? she replies. But, but your dead ! Listen I'm a Ghost , and my Corpse is about to be, TAKEN !lol."

"I know a guy who bowled a 301. ""How'd he do that?"" Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose."

"I can't believe other countries are allowed to celebrate the New Year before America. Some superpower we turned out to be."

"I spent all night wondering where the sun went, but then it dawned on me..."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom ... because the ""p"" is silent"

"Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? No? Most likely because it never came out."

"I once played chess with an Egyptian King... ...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh."

"Jesus is really mad at me, and I don't know why. I even said have a good friday!"

"Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you."

"Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen. In fact, you could say that there is still no e-quill."