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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund? Because he wanted to get a loooong little doggie."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about that guy who put 19 toy horses up his butt? His condition is stable."
"Last night I made love to my wife while camping.... It was in tents"
"Me: Real women don't care about romantic cliches. My internal voice: Please buy me flowers, please buy me flowers, please buy me flowers."
"I hate it when you're about to sacrifice a baby, and you notice one of the other satanists is wearing the same robes."
"What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something."
"I haven't used algebra in 3x-q years"
"What is the easiest way to weigh your head? Ask assistance from ISIS."
"SON: I need lunch money. DAD: Get a job. SON: I'm in 5th grade- DAD: All I'm hearin' is excuses."
"Given their destructive force to homes, kids' birthday parties should get names like hurricanes do. Birthday Party Hugo."