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Joke of the Day

"Given their destructive force to homes, kids' birthday parties should get names like hurricanes do. Birthday Party Hugo."

"Did you hear about that poor gymnast's bank account? Her balance was outstanding."

"I am fresh out of milkshakes, but I'm pretty sure that my willingness to put out on the first date will bring all the boys to the yard."

"I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."

"What does a blonde and a tornado have in common? They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you."

"how does rex reclaim make his music? he composts it"

"I used to do drugs... ...I still do, but I used to, too."

"I just pictured my life.....and there isn't room for you in the frame."

"Why is it called ""pig latin""? ecausebay ronyiay"

"I told an overweight joke the other day A woman came up to me afterwards and said ""You're fattist"" I looked her and said ""actually...."