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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that guy who put 19 toy horses up his butt? His condition is stable."

"Did you guys know on average 3 confused cannibals get punched in the face a year because they say yes to wanting a knuckle sandwich"

"The hands that help others in need are holier than the lips that pray."

"What do you call a woman who obsesses over learning about sex? An info-maniac."

"If we could only get rid of the federal government this country could be a libertarian paradise like Somalia"

"I am only drinking 2 beers tonight, but in dog beers."

"Me on the Phone: I'm going to ""work"" from home today. My Boss: I heard those air quotes."

"Pacquiao wanted the fight to take place in the Philippines, but Mayweather insisted on Las Vegas. I guess he likes his venues just like he likes his violence...Domestic."

"I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me, then I didn't show... I hope she gets the message that we aren't working out."

"Did you hear the joke about the gorilla? Apparently, it's not for kids."