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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!"
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"If lesbians don't like men, then why do they use dildos? Because scissoring just doesn't cut it."
"Jogging has never helped my memory."
"Confucius Say Confucius say: Man who run behind bus get exhausted. Man who run in front of bus get tired."
"Yo Mamma is So Fat..... when she moons people, they turn into werewolves....."
"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? Banned from the petting zoo."
"St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said ""supposably"" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here"
"Atoms make up everything... so naturally you shouldn't trust them."
"""Why was the slab of marble upset?"" ""He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."""
"The 3-year-old just held up some paper and said: ""Daddy, I'm reading the newspaper!"" Kids love dinosaurs."