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Joke of the Day

"Confucius Say Confucius say: Man who run behind bus get exhausted. Man who run in front of bus get tired."

"I left three Cleveland Browns tickets on my windshield before yesterday's game. I came back and there were nine."

"Which detective investigates electrical crimes? Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson..."

"It's too bad National Constipation Day isn't more well-known... ...because currently, no one gives a shit."

"Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu? He's from Team Rocket"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip"

"Edward Scissorhand's death was probably from running."

"If you think 7 years of bad luck is too much for breaking a mirror ... try breaking a condom."

"Your ex is posting passive-aggressive spiritual memes again"

"I submitted 10 puns to a joke contest to see if any would win. No pun in ten did."