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Joke of the Day
"If lesbians don't like men, then why do they use dildos? Because scissoring just doesn't cut it."
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"*Now with 50 percent less fat* Me: ooooh *buys two*"
"Why don't witches wear underwear? They have to grip the broom."
"Just saw a black guy in Connecticut. Played it cool, though. Only got my picture taken with him twice."
"Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets of Rome... One turns to the other and says, ""Wow, I've never come this way before!"" The other nun says, ""Oh, it's the cobblestones!"""
"Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: ""No son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't be tax deductible but I like your thinking""."
"Two fish were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, do you know how to drive this? Now, two sharks were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, I don't think that's enough equity."
"A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say farmer. Is that bull safe? Well he's a lot safer than you are right now!"
"What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over? A Christian Bale"
"e and i have an argument e says to i: get real i responds: be rational"