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Joke of the Day

"St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said ""supposably"" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here"

"Have you ever tried North Korean food? [Neither have they](#s)"

"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they're worth it."

"What do men and pizza have in common? That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h..."

"Anyone who's says, ""It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all"", has obviously never gone through a divorce."

"Why didn't 2x befriend x^2 ? He had trouble integrating"

"[at home on video conference call] Yeah boss I don't know why I keep dropping. Maybe my connection is bad. *pauses Netflix on 2nd monitor*"

"Wanna hear a joke? Feminism (I'm going to hell anyway, the least i can do is have fun on the way)"

"Guys, please don't forget to wake up Green Day tonight. September is ending."

"I like jokes. Today Good joke is I am a Joke ."