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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it, when you stick a bunch of noodles up your bum Pennetration"
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"My doctor told me I was fat. I said I'd like a second opinion and he said ""you're ugly too"" :-/"
"When it comes to Russian Roulette .. .. 5/6 approve"
"The employee got fired from Pepsi because he tested positive for coke."
"English is hard to understand It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."
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"I had a bukkake party last night. You should have come"
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"Me: Ew, what sort of shop is this? It just sells dead birds? My cat: Pick out whatever you want, birthday boy. It's on me."
"Why do so many people in the South get married? Free shotgun"