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Joke of the Day
"Why do so many people in the South get married? Free shotgun"
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"My rock band got a gig at the baseball game. I played first bass."
"My fat friend, who always says I'm cheating when I roll so much as a 16, just rolled a perfect 20. Ugh, I fucking hate hippo-crits."
"My friend is convinced he has the biggest balls in the world He's so egotestical."
"What if ants aren't insects at all but are vehicles that even smaller insects drive to work?"
"I've been squeezing the last drop of toothpaste from this tube for over a month now."
"Dear time, more weekend please."
"A homeless guy asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, ""First let me see the sandwich."""
"support small businesses like a mouse selling tiny umbrellas or even a bee selling tiny umbrellas"
"Your momma is so fat, we are all concerned for her health."