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Joke of the Day
"I was scared shitless when I found out I was constipated."
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"How did the fruits get married? They Cantaeloped!"
"If you get a tattoo of a thermos, Is it now a thermostat?"
"My Asian friend came out .. My Asian friend came out to his dad today and said ""Dad I'm gay"" . His dad after being angry for a moment said, ""why not Gay+"""
"Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker."
"*Santa lifts a rug while sweeping and finds a dusty, crumpled note* ""Please keep my family safe, love Bruce Wayne."" *Santa grows very pale*"
"I try to always be the bigger person by hanging out with a lot of short people"
"Guys love legs. Women, if you can grow more legs that would be a major turn on"
"Yeah, I'm majoring in math. Then when I graduate I'll get a job down at the math factory. Maybe even work my way up to CEO of math one day."
"What is the chemical composition of banana? Barium disodium"