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Joke of the Day

"My Asian friend came out .. My Asian friend came out to his dad today and said ""Dad I'm gay"" . His dad after being angry for a moment said, ""why not Gay+"""

"Our Uber driver is literally participating in our conversation as if he's a full-fledged part of it. It's odd."

"What did the frog with the speech impediment say? ""Thibbit"""

"What do you call a constipated detective? No shit sherlock."

"What kind of reptile loves to start shit? An insta-gator"

"What tastes good on pie, but not on pussy? Crust."

"Burger King's full name is Burger Luther King Jr."

"What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"Why monkeys make terrible drivers: bad depth perception, suffer from road rage & fling poop at other drivers."

"I don't know what ""swag"" is, but I was just told Justin Bieber & Lil Wayne both claim to have it. So, I'm assuming it's not talent."