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Joke of the Day
"What is the chemical composition of banana? Barium disodium"
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"I ll see myself out.. Did you know? You can buy a 2 pack of Eminem s for Fifty cent..... It s Ludacris"
"Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road? None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?"
"One day at a Stripper Club Stripper: ""The more you tip, the more I'll reveal!"" (*tips more money*) Stripper: ""Bush did 9/11!"""
"Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school? Because he was SO-DIMM!"
"I am absolutely mortified right now. I sent someone a DM to my small business center and TinyURL shortened it to http://tinyurl.com/acockk"
"Dear Mr. Trump, thank you very much For all of the new gifs and new memes last night at the debate."
"If you keep your child on a leash in public, I will not hesitate to ask ""Does he bite?"""
"A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice."
"Why can Warren Buffet pull great stock tips out of his ass? He has a tickertapeworm!"