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Joke of the Day
"How did the fruits get married? They Cantaeloped!"
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"How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin? By looking over your shoulder."
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"What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? The Glory Hole"
"Frankenstein the Gardner why is frankenstein a great gardner????"
"What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons? Tree fellas"
"Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard."
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg."
"what's worse than messing up a puchline to a joke To get to the other side!!!"
"What did they call taxi drivers in Nazi Germany? Ubermensch."