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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump just kicked a Mexican out of his press conference for not waiting their turn like everyone else."

"The best pick-up line for college students Hey baby, I'm only a few thousand dollars in debt!"

"How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."

"I can move things with my mind. Like, my arms."

"We all know that 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but do you know why 9 is afraid of 6? Because she bit his dick last time"

"I wanted to study metallurgy at University But I didn't get the grades"

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"Why is PTSD like riding a bike? You never forget"

"A man walks into a bar... Ouch!"

"I wish I was Jewish Every time somebody farted I could say: ""Are you a Nazi? Because you just gassed a Jew."""