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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump just kicked a Mexican out of his press conference for not waiting their turn like everyone else."

"TIL that French military units do not fly the French flag. They use a white flag instead."

"Why did all the guys like the bus driver? She was busty."

"Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"""Naps ain't shit!"" -Comas"

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? You smell carrots?"

"I cumfonted my girlfriend this morning... What did she have to say? Get me a towel."

"What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common? They don't deliver on Sunday"

"So we can send men to the moon, but we can't get a button that let's us edit a typo on a tweet after its been sent?"

"You can only say, ""WTF?"" so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking."