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"I'd name my daughter Roxanne. I'd play the song for her all the time so she knows she doesn't HAVE to be a prostitute."
"How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? 00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!"
"Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing?"
"The only ""b"" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful."
"Police officers are really sore losers when you race them"
"Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas? Slanta Claus."
"As a muslim, I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes because my parentd died too. They just weren't in the buildings."
"I like my chairs the way I like my women Quiet and conforming to my body"
"For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis."