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Joke of the Day

"You know why you can't play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards!"

"People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I'm not expecting them to be practical"

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year."

"Farmer Dad: Having a good party son? Farmer Son: No. The music sucks. FD: Well then- FS: Don't. FD: Lettuce turnip the beet."

"A guy walks in a library and sees a chunky chick in his favorite spot Guy: Hey I'm Drew, whats your name? Girl: Paige Guy: Paige huh? Well...you look like a whole fuckin book!"

"She sells sea shells by the sea shore because she graduated from an online university."

"What do you call a family of redheads? Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: ""Ginger-bred"" instead."

"The Indian baking festival was kind of a bust. It was a naan event."

"What's the worst thing to come across while browsing the internet? Your keyboard."

"TIFU by giving someone the wrong sandwich at a deli Whoops, wrong sub"