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Joke of the Day

"If George Washington Carver became a teacher, what would his nickname be? The Nutty Professor"

"Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman. . A good example: ""I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday..."

"I have a MASSIVE heroine problem... I'm addicted to fat women who save my life."

"What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head? Getting sleighed."

"Love in 2013 means answering each other's texts immediately."

"""No, you hang up"" No, you hang up. ""No, you hang up"" No, you hang up. ""No you hang up"" *slams phone* Why do I keep calling that parrot?!"

"Paralegal activity. #BoringHorrorMovies"

"What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad? Urine trouble"

"Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere"