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Joke of the Day
"Why did Saddam Hussein never have sex? ....because he was afraid he'd see Bush."
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"Have you seen www.quicksand.com? Yes but it hasn't sunk in yet."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !"
"At the job interview... Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years? Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision"
"All dogs go to heaven... But all snakes are athe-hissssssssssts"
"They say Gay marriage will ruin the fabric of society... ...which is ridiculous, a gay man would never ruin fabric."
"Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses."
"There is nothing worse than watching the new guy at Subway make your sandwich."
"For fun, the next time you have an attractive waitress- Order a ""quickie"" then act surprised when she tells you it's pronounced ""quiche"""
"Remember the bridge you drive over today was built by the lowest bidder."