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Joke of the Day

"How'd the husband know his wife was fooling around? Got home from work, kicked off her panties, and they stuck to the wall"

"Strangers are friends you haven't met yet. Friends are lovers you haven't kissed yet. Lovers are corpses you haven't killed yet."

"If Dwane Johnson were to actually run for President... He could only lose to paper."

"A construction worker asked me to make a joke about the contents of his toolbox. Unfortunately, I don't have any drill bits."

"For everyone that works in a restaurant, or uses shredded cheese, Don't vote for trump! He wants to make America grate again!"

"LeAnn Rimes No, it doesn't."

"Stranger:So,you're a parent? Me: Yes,proud dad of a 5yo w/ special needs S:cool, I'm sort of a parent too, 2 dogs and a cat Me:.... Nope"

"What do frogs do when they are depressed? They Kermit suicide."

"If Trump wins the election I am __________________ Fill in the blank"