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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into some mud"

"Girl at party tells me that ""That wasn't funny"". Her review was biased one, as she was the subject of ""That"" that ""wasn't funny""."

"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? It's ""to whom."""

"Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana? High Street, of course."

"""I'm so self-conscious"" ""I'm a very private person"" ""I'm the shyest person I know"" *posts 43 selfies a week* - girls on Instagram"

"What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover? 100 meter Daesh"

"Give a man a fish & he'll be all ""WTF are you giving me a fish for? That's weird"" Teach a man to fish & he'll be all ""Again with the fish?"""

"WAITER: Your honor, when I said ""enjoy your meal"" he said ""you too"" ME: it was a mistake JUDGE: he gets half your meal W: thanks J: you too"

"I'm not in a relation""ship,"" I'm in a relation""barge"" that's towing emotional garbage all day long."

"What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin? A Tourist!"