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Joke of the Day

"I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell ""alright!""."

"Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they are happy."

"Which online dating site connects me with single-malt liquor in my area?"

"What do you call a Korean with a dog? ...vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha."

"My x had a Nikon breast implant She called it her photographic mammary."

"On Reddit, they say that you should never stick your dick in crazy. But this is not true. The problems only start when you take your dick *out* of crazy."

"When I was at school, the school bully used to make me rub my head against a giant piece of sandpaper. I was no match for him."

"When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be....""I left the diamonds on an Island, look for clues on my Face Book!....."", just to get them to read all the jokes I've posted."

"The past, present and future walked into a bar It was tense."

"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance could finish a race"