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Joke of the Day

"Any wife can be a trophy wife if you bring her to a Taxidermist."

"a white girl slowly crawls out of her ugg castle, ""it's almost pumpkin spice time"" she growls as she sniffs the air."

"So, a girl was giving me a handjob... and I told her to stop because she was rubbing me the wrong way."

"Saw a link to this guy speaking Xhosa ..but I assumed it was just clickbait."

"Why did the hobbit go vegan? Because MEAT IS MORDOR!"

"Q: What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting? A: Tally hohoho!"

"What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada? Joseh"

"Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, I wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor."

"What is Heinz Guderian's favorite song? The Blitzkrieg Bop"

"Sometimes I forget I'm from Florida and then I remember when I was 9, my dad had me drive the golf cart so he could get drunk on the course."