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Joke of the Day
"What is Heinz Guderian's favorite song? The Blitzkrieg Bop"
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"I asked mom once how she knew dad was ""the one"". ""because,"" she replied, ""DNA tests don't lie."""
"*Semi drifts into my driveway, transforms into a robot and hands me my package.* This Amazon Optimus Prime account was so worth it."
"Am I supposed to know my own blood type? I don't even know what types of blood there are"
"What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach."
"[1st day as a paramedic] me: can you point to where it hurts cyclist: [points at his severed leg at the other side of the road]"
"Every onion looks like it was in an abusive relationship."
"Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it."
"Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet. R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement."
"Explorers discover the holy grail only to find Kanye West drinking mountain dew out of it ""sup"" says Kanye"