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Joke of the Day
"Ever met a boring and stable girl who was good in bed? Exactly."
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"Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you."
"Why did they call the masseuse sexist? He was massage-anistic.."
"""Have you seen the film constipated?"" ""No?"" ""Has it come out yet?"""
"Read on r/todayilearned that Saint Ambrose was the first person to practice silent reading... ...which is crazy, because typically, Catholics never shut up about their favorite book."
"We found out today how many people it takes to hold me down for a flu shot."
"How cats and dogs think Dog: These people feed me, pet me, love me, they must be God. Cat: These people feed me, pet me, love me, I must be a God."
"I like my women like I like my antiques. . . Oriental and fragile."
"What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup"
"A woman with a strong accent walks into a bar. Going in to order a drink, she asks for a beer. The bartender says ""Anheizer Busch?"" The woman says: ""Good! And how's your prick?"""