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Joke of the Day

"How cats and dogs think Dog: These people feed me, pet me, love me, they must be God. Cat: These people feed me, pet me, love me, I must be a God."

"To what branch of the military to babies belong? The infantry."

"I don't care what you say about vacuum cleaners They still suck Just like this joke"

"Sluts should be called ""Humpty Dumpty"" because first they get humped then they get dumped."

"What do you call someone who is skilled with their mouth? A cunning linguist."

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients, *asshole*."

"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile!"

"I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW] www.reddit.com"

"If my wife is any indication, then we need a woman in office to get this country back on track. For years, she has been creating work out of nothing for me."

"Whats the most deserted place on fathers day? The visitation ward."